A bloke starts a new job at the zoo and is given 3 tasks on his first day.
The first one is to clean the weeds from the exotic fish pool. While he's doing this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss he beats the fish to death with a spade.
Realising his new employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as he knows lions will eat anything.
Moving on to his second job he starts cleaning out the chimp house and is attacked by them as they pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with his spade, killing them both. Thinking quickly he decides to feed them to the lions as he knows lions will eat anything. He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure before his boss finds out.
He moves onto his final task which is to get honey from the South American bees. As soon as he starts he's attacked and stung by the bees. He grabs his spade and smashes the bees to a pulp.
By now he knows what to do so he throws the bees into the lion enclosure. He knows that lions will eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo and it wanders up to another lion and says 'What's the food like here?'. The other lion says 'Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with mushy bees'
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