It's nearly here again and we're going to be in the bottom 5 and most probably in last place with NIL points again. Even the crap entries are much better than our pathetic Pontin's Holiday pap.
This entry from Ukraine may be dire but it's tongue is firmly in it's cheek whereas our hideous lot have their heads suck up their fake tanned arses.
Flying the Flag sounds like a reject from the BBC Song for Europe contest circa 1989 and Scooch will be the laughing stock of Helsinki on the 12th. There may even be the biggest booos ever heard outside of a Big Brother Eviction when they flash the Union Jack flags at the end. What were they thinking?????
OK the voting is usually dodgy but in the end the best song usually wins (last year being a strange exception).
Thankfully I won't be around this year to watch our humiliation. I've decided to drop the annual Eurovision party, so there'll be no German sausage and Edam cubes at Chez Steps this year.
Don't get me wrong. I'm a massive Eurovision fan but I just think we've lost the plot. Not only is the song bad but the band can't sing and whoever created those ill fitting polyester costumes must have been on a very tight budget. The whole set up is just lazy.
Who cares if we never win. Just stop with the second rate Butlin's cabaret crap and let us at least be proud to support our Eurovision entries.
I've just received my copy of the Eurovision 2007 CD and my tips for success are:
Greece - really catchy pop dance song with a cute singer and sexy dancers.
Denmark - camp disco feelgood song sung by a drag queen in full feathers
Serbia - powerful and dramatic ballad with acrobats?!?
Switzerland - OTT epic about vampires.......yes vampires
Belgium - Brussells does Earth Wind & Fire
hyvää yötä xxx
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