Follow that script................

OK back to my silly life.

I got a call from a Conservatory Company the other day.

I said 'Sorry I'm not interested'

The bloke said 'Why not?'

I said 'I'm just not interested. OK'

He said 'But why not?'

I said 'I don't have to give you a reason!!!!!!'

He said 'Yes you do cos I have to put something in this field on the form'

I said 'Put that I live on the 12th floor of a block of flats'

He said 'Do you?'