Me and my parents were walking home from the pub one New Year's Eve. Mum had my arm as she was very tiddly.
All of a sudden she shrieked and veered off to the left and we both fell into a hedge and ended up on someone's damp lawn.
I said 'What's wrong'
She said 'Why did you push me in the hedge'
I said 'I didn't. You screamed and pulled me in with you'
She said 'When'
